whhorn
02-24-2009, 08:24 PM
Pete decided he wanted a talking Parrot for a pet. He went to the pet store & told the salesman he wanted the best talking Parrot he had. The salesman said he had just the bird & showed Pete the bird. Pete looked at the bird but noticed he was sitting low on his perch. When he mentioned this to the salesman, the salesman said the bird had no legs. Pete asked him how he was able to stay on the perch. The salesman told Pete the bird had a long d#ck and he wraps it around the perch for his balance, Pete said holy chit. Now Pete felt sorry for the bird and took him home. Each day Pete would have a conversation with the bird. One afternoon when Pete came home from work, the bird said, " Pete I think your wife may be having an affair with someone"? Pete asked him why?, The bird said well when you left this morning there was a knock on the door, when your wife opened it a man came and pushed her up against the wall. He then removed her shirt & bra then started kissing her& rubbing her breast. Pete said " what happened then?" The bird said " I don't know my leg got hard and I fell off the perch".