djbfootball
10-21-2009, 09:24 PM
WHY SENTENCE STRUCTURE IS IMPORTANT
The boss had to fire somebody and he narrowed it down to one of two people -
Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers.
Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who
used the water cooler Monday morning.
Debra came in Monday morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night.
She went straight to the cooler to take an aspirin.
The boss approached her and said:
'Debra, I've never done this before but I have to lay you or Jack off.'
'Could you jack off?' she says. 'I feel like ****.'
.
The boss had to fire somebody and he narrowed it down to one of two people -
Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers.
Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who
used the water cooler Monday morning.
Debra came in Monday morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night.
She went straight to the cooler to take an aspirin.
The boss approached her and said:
'Debra, I've never done this before but I have to lay you or Jack off.'
'Could you jack off?' she says. 'I feel like ****.'
.