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Old 03-01-2012, 08:35 AM
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Agreed to become OU's new GA. Was looking at some opportunities around the Austin area with private schools, but jumped to come to OU. Thorpe Award winner and AA.

Had some problems with being homeless growing up, but worked his way through it.

Knew you guys would like hearing about a former Texan, but he will be a big help to Mike Stoops in the defensive backfield.
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Had some problems with being homeless growing up, but worked his way through it.
At least now he can have a trailer to call his own.
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Old 03-01-2012, 11:32 AM
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If Bob Stoops has a bag of dicks with 50 dicks in it, and he eats 20 dicks, how many dicks does he have left to share with Derrick Strait?
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Agreed to become OU's new GA. Was looking at some opportunities around the Austin area with private schools, but jumped to come to OU. Thorpe Award winner and AA.

Had some problems with being homeless growing up, but worked his way through it.

Knew you guys would like hearing about a former Texan, but he will be a big help to Mike Stoops in the defensive backfield.

Was this the young man that played a Lanier High School here in Austin?
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If Bob Stoops has a bag of dicks with 50 dicks in it, and he eats 20 dicks, how many dicks does he have left to share with Derrick Strait?
Wait. You're asking us to entertain a hypothetical in which (a) Bob Stoops has a bag of dicks, and (b) he and brother Mike don't immediately eat them all, or (c) share them with fellow Youngstown ass-clowns the Pelini brothers?

I'm sorry, sir, but I simply cannot suspend my disbelief to that degree.
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Wait. You're asking us to entertain a hypothetical in which (a) Bob Stoops has a bag of dicks, and (b) he and brother Mike don't immediately eat them all, or (c) share them with fellow Youngstown ass-clowns the Pelini brothers?

I'm sorry, sir, but I simply cannot suspend my disbelief to that degree.
Your answer...is correct. There are no dicks for Derrick Strait because the Stoops brothers will eat every last one of them.

Well done, PFD.
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Just what message boards need - more 7th grade vulgarity. Grow up!
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Just what message boards need - more 7th grade vulgarity. Grow up!
I prefer "7th Grade vulgarity" to trolls. But that's just me.
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Just what message boards need - more 7th grade vulgarity. Grow up!
It took you over a month to come up with that?

Oh, and GFY. You're a gooner fan trolling on a Texas board; you'll get whatever we give you and you'll like it.
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Oh, and GFY. You're a gooner fan trolling on a Texas board; you'll get whatever we give you and you'll like it.
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