Fridays in the Giddings McDonald’s – 4/21/2017

Texas Longhorns defense (Will Gallagher/IT)

Texas Longhorns defense (Will Gallagher/IT)

I’m classing this weekly feature up with a pit-stop in Buffalo country.

To my left is the husband from American Gothic – since aged – and to my right is an old on a rascal bitching about the price of the Big Breakfast, with the hang-up seeming to be her substituting everything and wondering why there are price differentials. The woman attempting to address the problem is cute both in appearance and in her Spanglish. The lengths we go for you, the dear reader.

We’ll start first with a bit of recruiting because it will weave seamlessly into the team portion.

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