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C-BOG: My Favorite Things

In his off-beat commentary known as Conner’s Burnt Orange Glasses, Jeff Conner regales us with a song that highlights the things in college football that make us smile, even when the Horns are holding two losses.
To the tune of “My Favorite Things”

from “The Sound of Music.”

Baylor and T Tech are playing in Dallas

More empty seats than Saddam’s

largest palace

Tubberville’s onside kick makes the

Bears sing

These are a few of my favorite things

Preseason, Aggies were talking ‘bout

Heisman

Their QB Jerrod, he is such a nice man

Nine interceptions, the losses they

bring

These are a few of my favorite things

When my Horns lose

When my foul mood

Seems to weigh me down

I simply remember my fav-o-rite things

Then Greg Davis ain’t a clown!

Urban goes rural; his offense is

lacking

Saban loses big – Will he soon be

packing?

Les Miles is trickier than Halloween

Plus, Georgia won – it’s my

favorite things

Lane Kiffen loses on last second field

goals

VY beats Dallas in Jerryworld’s

hellhole

Brett Favre sends photos of wangs to

his flings

These are a few of my favorite things

When Nebraska

Comes to task ya

When it’s three-loss sad

I simply remember my fav-o-rite things

And then I don’t feel so bad!

Longhorn fan Jeff Conner is an attorney with a solo civil practice in Lubbock, Texas who graduated from the University of Texas School of Law in 1986. Conner’s regularly submitted commentary appears in InsideTexas.com and Inside Texas Magazine. The opinions presented do not necessarily reflect the views of the Inside Texas editorial staff.