Member Who Talks (A Lot!)
- Jan 12, 2012
Just wait til your kid is a little bit older -- ketchup goes on everything.Ketchup isn’t even allowed in my house. I once found some Whataburger ketchup my wife had hidden and we had a long talk. We compromised on cocktail sauce when she eats shrimp.
Mayo is for potato salad and a sandwich if you don’t have vegetables to combat the dryness.
Ranch is tolerable with wings and that’s it but wings shouldn’t need anything. Ditto pizza, wtf.
Horseradish is the condiment of kings.
Pre-kids -- we had the same bottle of ketchup for probably 5 years. Now with two kids, we go through at least a bottle every 2 or 3 months.