Holton Hill, Cautionary Tale

Cautionary tales have been with us since Man first started communicating as tribal hunter gatherers and Ooo-ga The Prideful boasted that he'd show everyone that cave bears are probably just large marmots. A story Eric Nahlin's wife has repeatedly implored me to remind him of every time he announces to the family that he has mastered electricity with the power of his mind and tries to entice it from a power outlet with a paper clip.

Holton Hill suspended

Texas junior CB Holton Hill has been suspended for the remainder of the 2017 season for a violation of team rules, Texas Head Coach Tom Herman announced Tuesday. Hill will be permitted to continue working out with the Longhorns and remain a member of the team, but will not be permitted to participate in any games.